So I got this email from Ben's mom and it's quite hilarious (because it's soooo true)!
Gonna Be a Bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yep, gonna be a bear!
4 comments:
I'd be happy to just be the dad next time around!
Too funny! I could really use that 6 month nap right now...
k, being a bear sounds nice. Just as long as no one is going to mount me on their wall.
it is pretty bad when daughter only gets a thumb for Thanksgiving.
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